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Imagine is the third studio album by Dutch DJ and record producer Armin van Buuren. It was released on 18 April 2008 by Armada Music. The album entered the Dutch album chart at number one. In the US, it debuted at number 4 on the Billboard Dance/Electronic Albums chart.
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