{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?","punchline":"Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.","id":111}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
{"fact":"Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.","length":160}
{"fact":"The first cartoon cat was\u00a0Felix the Cat\u00a0in 1919. In 1940, Tom and Jerry starred in the first theatrical cartoon \u201cPuss Gets the Boot.\u201d In 1981 Andrew Lloyd Weber created the musical\u00a0Cats, based on T.S. Eliot\u2019s Old\u00a0Possum\u2019s Book of Practical Cats.","length":245}
{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the half blind man fall in the well?","punchline":"Because he couldn't see that well!","id":325}
{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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